This clears all progress across every stage — Crew Quiz, Crew Crush, Crew Cards, Crew Simulator, Roast My Dream and Kareer Ahead Mapped — and revokes any payments you've made. If you've already paid for any stage, you'll need to pay again to unlock it. This can't be undone.
Pulling up your roast…
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Each bar is a gauge. Green is progress made, navy is the aligned zone, red is the gap left. On Work style/Location, overshooting the zone counts as a gap too. The triangle marks exactly where you land.
🔀 Mixed Signals
Where your answers disagree
Your quiz, your swipes and your marks didn't always tell the same story. Here's where they split.
🎯 The Glow Up Plan
Closing the distance (or not)
Some gaps are a skill you can build, some are a decision you have to make.
Still blurred? Unlock the full roast
Unlock the exact numbers, gaps, and what to do about them — one-time, this career only.